2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because ashley cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.
I couldn’t not reblog…
"If there’s one thing that is undeniable it’s that I appreciate your daughter. She’s hilarious. My favorite thing in the world is to make her laugh because she has a crazy honk of a laugh - I think Nelson from The Simpsons. And stop me before I say she makes me a better man, but she makes me more of a man. And certainly less than a boy. I love every minute I spend with your daughter, sir, I really do."